Saint Helens

A small shitty town in Oregon about 30 minutes away from Portland. Movie theatre is tiny and there are tons of crappy little shops. Where Halloween Town was filmed. (a Disney movie)

Saint Helens sucks ass.

by Sockaloo October 25, 2008

Helen Clark

The Prime Minister of New Zealand. She is a Socialist (communist/marxist). She has done serval crimes against the law of that nation but yet still remains in office as the Prime Minister.

Bob: What has Helen Clark done this time?
Fred: Nothing, that's my point!
Bob: Ohh, if only we had someone like Mr. Bush...

by Blitzkri3gn January 28, 2005

helen keller

The highest grade of marijuana. The kind that leaves you feeling as useful as Helen Keller herself.

yo man, did you pick up that helen? ya bro this shit is def helen keller.

by dvdjms November 27, 2010

Helen Degeneres

1. A slang term for someone with the name Helen to suddenly be referred to as a lesbian. Usually a derogatory term if you don't like lesbians or even a good term if you somehow like Ellen Degeneres. (It would be obvious you're 40 and up if that's the case).

2. A rediculously stupid nickname given to a girl named Helen.

"Wow, look at that lesbian. She's such a Helen Degeneres!"

"She should have her own show."

by Marshmallory February 5, 2009

Helen Keller

Only once one has had sex with three individual women (each either being blind, deaf, or mute) has he completed the 'Helen Keller'

I had sex with a deaf girl years ago, then a another girl who was mute... If I sleep with a blind girl ill complete the Helen Keller.

by Coperfield December 9, 2010

Helen Keller

An incredibly inspirational woman who's name has apparently been slandered here on UD. Even though she was blinded and deafened at a young age, she went on to become an author, lecturer, and activist.

"I love reading about Helen Keller! Her story was very interesting."

by arandomhumanintheuniverse March 1, 2019

Pulling a Helen

When one does not respond to a text message because they don't know what to say or they are simply bored.

"I was texting this girl the other day and then she just stopped"
"Sounds like she was pulling a helen"

by picklemojo August 19, 2011