look at me Hector

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Look at me Hector

by Saulman500 September 22, 2023

Hector Malector

Hectic's successor.

Adam: Dude, what happened with that chick last night?
Ben: That chicks fur cave was hector malector!
Adam: Sweeeeeet

by grooof August 3, 2011

a rock called hector

A rock called hector is a tiktoker who reposts videos saying the phrase 'A rock called hector'. This rock is a character from the game Omori. Hector is a rock to that belongs to the character Kel in headspace.

I keep a rock called hector in my comments!

by a rock called hector April 4, 2023

Dirty Hector

A dirty hector is when you are on the couch playing x box for hours and your girlfriend text you and you ignore her and she ends up at your house with a knife

Braydon- my girl pulled a dirty hector

Landon- that is scary bro

by Secret admirer April 17, 2020

Hector da Molester

One who has major blue balls and thinks repeatedly about molesting anything he can get his hands on (excluding kids you sickos)including goats and himself with desperate attempts at trying the stranger. Other than the sexual starvation, he is a very fun, caring, once in a lifetime 'sappy' nucca who can't see love when it stares him in the face.

I loveeee my bud Hector da Molester even if he eats curry and screws goats.

by truey January 21, 2009

Guilty as hector's dolphin

When you have been found guilty of a crime or action that involved scamming an adult with a baby or an adult with a small child....

Man, that guy really fooled our baby boy with that babalizing! What a fraud, he's guilty as hector's dolphin.

by Silencer|oo7 June 21, 2021

hector Daniel Perez

The most handsome finest guy ,he is amazing.from the way he articulates words to how he shows his love for you .he is overall perfect . But his personality it just the best he’s the type of guy that could make u smile no matter what just being around him would make you happy . His eyes are beautiful his smile is something else it makes my heart melt like ughhh it’s just sooo cute. The energy he carries with him is the best.Even at his lowest he will make sure you are ok. He is one of the best guys to date and will never fail to make you feel like a queen or make you happy he’s also bussin bussin a horny freaky fak and the loml -Monique Menchaca

Hector Daniel Perez is the best guy out there .

by Monique m May 26, 2021