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To Heath yourself

It’s like a queef but from a Heath.... and feom the back bottom not the front.

Your caught out front queefing but a little poo comes out. Instead of going home when requested by your boss you stand firm and work in shit covered shorts.
Sorry I’m late today boss.... traffic was bad and you too would have no option but To Heath Yourself
by Pbetts July 12, 2019
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canford heath

Canford Heath, where legends are made. Beautiful scenary with very low crime rate.
I live in canford heath
by Poppy696969 January 31, 2017
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heath ledger

To overdose on pills. Or to be fucking one of the Olsen twins most likely Mary Kate! To have an accident-Kind of.
I told Dennis to lay off the pills before he pulled a Heath Ledger!

I told you sir, I never meant to shit on your porch it was a Heath Ledger.
by DC Chapman January 30, 2008
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Darius Heath

a jackass who likes to mess with people's hearts and drive them to hurt themselves. someone who is a manwhore and thinks he can get any girl he wants just because he has a big dick. also someone who can be your best friend when you need one
ew, dont talk to him, thats darius heath.
by Anonnonon October 10, 2011
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Heath Ledger

by Cap'n Hoopskirt July 8, 2004
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Heath Ledger

heath ledger is synonymous with "brokeback"
by gary copley January 15, 2006
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Heath Ledgered

To get murdered by Michelle Williams, who then makes it look like a suicide.
"Dude, have you seen Reiker? He was supposed to meet me for a brewski, but the faggot never showed!"

"No, man. Didn't you hear? The police found his dead 28-year old Austrailian body in his Manhattan apartment."

"Whoa, what happened?"

"Got Heath Ledgered, man."

"Fuckin' Michelle Williams..."
by Totally NOT Michelle Williams January 10, 2009
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