handy chandy

An Asian that likes to suck dick

Handy Chandy come suck me big dick

by Meeksable November 16, 2015

brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

by Fresh Sketch September 17, 2019

Handie Down

When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.

..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."

by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020

Handy Davidson

Being jerked off while riding a motorcycle, by your passenger. (from behind, not from sidecar)

The ride from Yuma was rough and dusty, which made the Handy Davidson from Sue rough and muddy.

by Beardo_357 July 12, 2016

Handy sanitizer

A hand job using hand sanitizer as lubricant.

Dude, last night, my girlfriend gave me the best handy sanitizer

by CamCordr December 30, 2021

Colorado Handy

The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado

Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak

by UltraBroB May 14, 2018

Handi-Douche

A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi

An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.

Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him

by hahahabitchhahahah March 12, 2010