Hamilton

"Steel City", "Hammy Town"
A city with a population of 500,000 in Southern Ontario.

Home of the first Tim Hortons and the Niagra Escarpment.

A city you would never have reason to visit, unless you are from Brant, Haldimand or Norfolk County. In that case you visit Hamilton to shop, go to college/university or party.

"My ears popped driving down the Hamilton Mountain"

"I'm a steel worker from Steel City"

"Does he live up or down The Mountain?"

by wfwsm October 16, 2008

rip hamilton

Silky smooth brother who reigns from Philly, got his nickname from his old man. Played his college-ball at UCONN well remeberd for his game winner against the UW huskies. Voted most outstanding player when Uconn won it all in 99. He is the best mid-range jump shooter in the game today. NBA champion, all-star, and is the masked man who can go for 40 at any time.

"Man rip hamilton is fast we cant keep up." Pat Riley..

by Richie Bruno May 20, 2006

Hamilton Handshake

The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your hand with fecal matter left from the previous occupant of the stall that you are currently using. Known to occur regularly to both men and women, but an inordinant percentage of the recipients are from or near the city of Hamilton,OH. The same act is performed in various cities across the US under different names, such as: Cincinnati Silly Putty, Kansas City Knuckle Duster, Pittsburgh Pudding, and Albany Applesauce.

Tom: Hey, Mary, what's wrong?

Mary: Ewww! I was in the shitter and when I went to wipe I got a handful of poo!! Eww....gross!! I got the Hamilton Handshake! It was packed in there like ceiling spackle!

Tom: Yeah that's gross. Lemme have a dollar. Wait, you can keep that dollar!

**watches as poo stained dollar floats to the floor**

by Senor Musk March 29, 2007

hamlet

Shakespeare's most emo character, he spends most of his time complaining about how terrible his life and then at the end of the play he dies...how sad.

You think you're emo, you should check out Hamlet, that dude Shakespeare created; he definitely outdoes you.

by Jennrox37 December 2, 2007

hamiltonianism

The state of mind and subsequent lifestyle changes caused by repeated exposure to the town of hamilton virginia. with symptoms including excessive chilling, smoking, scheming, occasional boredom, and a general sense of detachment from mainstream society at large.

man carl was crazy and stressed out but then he started hanging out in hamilton and now he laughs and chills out more. he's been converted to hamiltonianism.

by neb sicnarf September 29, 2008

Hamilton International Middle School

Also known as H.I.M.S.

The most safe school in America! Noone ever does anyting wrong... nearly! The angel-school is located in the angel-capital Seattle. Old men call HIMS the "angel factory", cause they send in their bad kids... AND OUT COMES ANGELS!
The bad guys at HIMS, Trenton and Melvin, faked their hallroom passes! This is the worst thing that has ever happened to the "angel-reputation" of HIMS. The principal and angel teachers are working hard to win the much beloved reputation back.
Of course, HIMS-students actually are sexy badasses. But they pretend to be innocent at school.

Do you go to Hamilton International Middle School too?

by Babbity Rabbity January 6, 2011

hamling

Doing something tedious that makes you want to kill yourself.

I had to do some hamling at work today; lucky I'm still alive.

by enjinerd February 22, 2017