guilt goblins

These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.

"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"

by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013

Snooze Guilt

That horrible feeling of shame and regret that descends upon a person, often who has Snooze Syndrome, when they finally get out of bed following repeated snoozing (usually more than four snoozes). The guilt is typically amplified because it is coming immediately after the wonderful feeling of euphoria from the snoozing itself.

John: Why are you so down?

Jane: I was in bed on my 12th snooze and feeling so nice and snuggly. Then I finally got up and now I am in a bad mood.

John: Sound like you have a bad case of snooze guilt.

Jane: Piss off.

by dalain August 10, 2012

Guilt dick

When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)

I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .

by Anothaone December 9, 2016

Drinkers guilt

When you wake up after a night of drinking and feel guilty about your behavior the night before.

"Yo, I went out last night and slapped a midget. I got serious drinkers guilt!"

by PapaRegs December 8, 2013

water guilt

Extremely hungover

My gal came back from the club and I was like, "Mate your gonna have major water guilt tomorrow..."

by Safeshapes May 15, 2015

Green Guilt

The overwhelming aversion to throwing away cans or plastic when there is not a recycling bin nearby.

I finished the bottled water I had but, my green guilt had me carrying it around all day.

by ravenlocks April 19, 2010

guilt-slap

The feeling you get when you ignore a stupid facebook post or share (like/share/ etc. if you're against bullying/abuse/sex/cancer/anything). The feeling remains the same even after you realize that liking a picture doesn't help anything

Annoying Facebook Person: OMG like this post if you're against bullies I know 99% of you won't cuz you're too cool <3

Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings

by badassjediskier August 20, 2012