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Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
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master guardian

rank in cs-go
what's youre rank? My rank is master guardian
by StargX January 1, 2019
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guardians. of. the. gaylaxy

best mutual you could have. incredible kind and super cute <33
guardians. of. the. gaylaxy is your mutual? be glad because she's the best!!
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Guardian Guilt

A useful term for when a character or oc- typically whom considers themselves a guardian of a sort- feels as though they betrayed what makes them belive they are such protectors.
Person A: I killed a dude, but I feel super bad about it, even though they were a bad guy and it was my job...
Person B: Oh— I think that's like... guardian guilt or something..
by Chaotic_Wyvern December 14, 2023
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Guardians of the Galaxy 3

Foreplay of one partner pulling the others face off but refusing to kill them. Because the meta commentary on wokism wearing a mask is soo important to point out.
by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023
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guardian's daughter

A random zombsroyale player that used to be active in the zombsroyale server. Said to be the daughter of active discord user “Guardian_”, guardian’s daughter uses an anime wolf as her pfp.
omg is that guardian's daughter fr?
by grabdeze August 1, 2022
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Guardian

the reason you keep getting game overs in BOTW
Link:*walking through hyrule field*
*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death
by NightG August 15, 2020
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