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Goob

A word that can describe someone who has failed college algebra 6 times. This is something that is not possible and has been achieved by a few people.
"Holy shit he just pulled a goob."
"They just hit the south tower..."
by Not Edwin Guzman April 20, 2023
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Goobed

The feeling of being simultaneously slighted, bewildered, and filled with a strange cosmic ennui that one experiences after watching the 2009 Canadian comedy/drama/fantasy film Gooby, or a similar feeling imparted by a similarly bad movie.
Man, that movie I watched last night was so weird, I was totally Goobed
by stefanomcsmorin June 2, 2025
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Goobs

A term of endearment for addressing a friend, loved one or partner that is a 'goob' or has a 'goobie' personality. A goobs is typically someone who is sweet, kind and extremely goofy in a lovable way.
Hey goobs, how long will you be staying at work, can't wait to see you!
by peanut street bird August 19, 2020
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Goobing

To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.
You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.
by miss_greeny October 21, 2025
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Goob

If you ever get called a goob, prepare for your life to become a spiral of pain and torment the word its self seems harmless but it is really a gateway for ancient evils to enter this world and corrupt your mind.
You goob
Your such a goober
Ok then you goob
by Scotbot February 7, 2019
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Goob

The use of Home made gravity bongs (a way of smoking weed) most commonly made from a plastic bottle and a cup.
Hey Alexander, you tryna goob this weekend?
by Scooby-Doo2goob4u June 5, 2018
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rub goob

Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.
Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.
by sluckygush April 11, 2022
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