Gib

A bawbling domesticat'd carniv'rous mammal with soft fur, a sh'rt snout, and retractable claws. T is widely hath kept as a pet 'r f'r catching mice, and many breeds has't been did develop.

Patroclus “ aha I chuckle f'r this comical depiction of a gib with prepost'rous phrases writ on the brow and foot of its depiction!”
Mine own self: “nay thee blinking idiot, yond is no more brain than stone.”

by leafy is queer September 26, 2021

Gibbing

The act of leaving the top 3 shirt buttons undone. Such as a member of the “bee gees.”

Man that guy has some many shirt buttons undone he’s totally gibbing today

by z91287 June 12, 2018

collin gib

An idiotic person that stole your crush.

Don't be a Collin gib!!! You feckless piece of crap!!

by The gunnbunns1 June 2, 2017

gib

a misspelled word of give/gimme

"gib me clout"

by BlueberryDan May 6, 2021

Gib

(Verb) A person who switches from one religious/a-religious position to another position without good reason. It is very startling, and can fuck over your colleagues.

Person A: I'm an atheist.

Time Passes
Person A: I'm a Muslim, now.

Person B: Shit, he pulled a gib.

by CliffHanger761 April 3, 2021

Gib

a abbreviation for Gutsy and/or Ballsy

Gibsy can also be used, when describing a person(s) and/or creature(s)

Can also use the term has gibs, or have gib

1. Did you here Larry going to ask Liz out? Man, that's gibsy.

2. I'm going Skydiving tomorrow! I didn't know you were that gibsy.

3. Do you have gibs, or don't you

by Gibinator August 26, 2009

Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates

The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.

by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024