Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

geezer

Slang for a person's head.

As in, "He got cracked over the geezer." He was hit on the head.

by Melody Finch May 30, 2020

Geezer

Evan

Evan your a geezer

by Daddy quack May 23, 2023

Brexit Geezer

Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.

That fat tosser Arthur is a Brexit Geezer innit

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

geezer beanie

A hat for old people

That geezer has funky geezer beanie

by Crazy whiteboy October 9, 2023

Geezer gazer

A younger person who goes after old men.

That girl is a geezer gazer

by Rick Cheddar April 19, 2017

Geezer

Old greasy ugly nasty motherfuckers. Likes to lurk in dark corridors waiting to harass poor young women. These nasty sons of bitches are N-A-S-T-Y DISGUSTING fat fucking mother fuckers.

Uncle Tommy is a nasty fat fuck of an old geezer

by Accuratdefs May 4, 2020