FuckWit

A person who was blasted out the womb like a Canon and shot out the window at birth

Kiss my ass, FuckWit!

by TommyTazadeh April 24, 2023

Fuckwit

A person who is oblivious to all others needs

This fuckwit was eating crisps loudly while I was on a conference call

by cussmaker July 16, 2021

Fuckwit

A fuckwit is a dumbass person who fucks with your life, for example, if you shit on people, you are a fuckwit, if you listen to mumble rap, you are a fuckwit, if your IQ level is low, you are a fuckwit. If you piss on people, you are a fuckwit.

Dat kid on Minecraft is such a fuckwit

by Funeyboi123 September 11, 2018

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025

Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.

Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.

by Adzybrah October 17, 2017

Fuckwit

A dude or a chick that can’t handle watching other ppl succeed at doing something they are good at because they have a unusually low testosterone situation , or have only had one partner which they married incase they never got another chance , which causes them to cause alot of drama about the persons activity because they get when winners are sad and pissed off haha

That fuckwit just ripped me off when I bought festival tickets , now I can’t go and bust a move , or bust a nut without causing a fucking scene

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Super fuckwit

Does something completely obviously , to a person , then uses voodoo to punish them for doing it to them usually because it’s not really supposed to have been able to happen to them but it did because they used the voodoo to make it happen haha

Hey super fuckwit acting like a dude version of bindy Irwin , fanx for the diarrea , I nearly got to fuck your mrs and take your seat but I shitted so hard it didn’t work

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023