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Fuckwit

Someone who's wit(thoughts) are mainly based on getting fucked. They constantly think about how to get fucked and come up with sexual definitions for normal words on urban dictionary. Their language is also full of innuendos in normal conversation which should suggest they need eugenic neutering to reduce their over-active sex drive.
Ninety five percent of people on urban dictionary are fuckwits. Eugenics would create loads of blue eyed blonde racists.
by Meowface December 26, 2016
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Fuckwit

Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already
That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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A person employed by an agency to work alongside someone who has been doing the same job for years, and the fuckwit will not take any advice from the experienced worker
Why didn't you ask how to do that, you fuckwit!
by tonyhighlands April 19, 2018
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Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.
Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.
by Adzybrah October 17, 2017
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Fuckwit

Please don't evite any fuckwits to the party.
by M.Y.S January 29, 2017
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Fuckwits

People who think they're smart, when in reality they have very little knowledge of broad subjects and the way the world actually operates.
Stop being fuckwits and pull your head out of you arses.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
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Fuckwit

A dude or a chick that can’t handle watching other ppl succeed at doing something they are good at because they have a unusually low testosterone situation , or have only had one partner which they married incase they never got another chance , which causes them to cause alot of drama about the persons activity because they get when winners are sad and pissed off haha
That fuckwit just ripped me off when I bought festival tickets , now I can’t go and bust a move , or bust a nut without causing a fucking scene
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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