fritternity

A members-only group in which members either waste time/resources or bake tasty deep-fried concoctions.

I want to concentrate on studying and eating healthy while I'm in college, so I think I'll steer clear of any fritternity-memberships.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

Fratered

To be absolutely fucked over by a coworker, boss, or "leader" who acts like a visionary but is actually just a walking disaster. A person who fraters a project will make every simple task feel like passing a kidney stone, constantly changing the plan without telling anyone, and ultimately delivering a steaming pile of nothing after making everyone else work overtime.

It’s the art of being high-maintenance and low-performance. Someone who is fratered has been mentally drained by a person who treats "moving the goalposts" like an Olympic sport.

Signs you're being Fratered:
The Random Pivot: You finish the work, and they decide they "don't like the vibe" anymore, forcing you to start over at 4:55 PM on a Friday.

The Bureaucracy Boner: They create 15 unnecessary steps for a task that takes 2 minutes, just so they feel like they have a big dick.

Ghosting & Toasting: They disappear when there’s actual work to do, then reappear just to criticize the work you did while they were gone.

Zero-Calorie Delivery: Lots of talking, lots of "synergy," but at the end of the day, the plate is empty.

"We had the deal closed until the CEO fratered it by demanding we change the contract font to Comic Sans and then went on vacation for two weeks."

"I’m about to quit. I’ve been fratered three times this week by Mark; he keeps changing the project specs in his head and getting mad at me for not being psychic."

"Don't let that absolute tool frater this presentation. Just give him a fake remote and tell him he's in charge while we actually get shit done."

by Carl T Anderson January 16, 2026

Titter fritters

a funny saying for when you’re mad. Like Awwwww titter fritters.

Jared’s cheating on me?!?!? Jared you freakin’ titter fritters!!!!!!!

by Mystery?!?!? December 9, 2019

Pineapple Fritter

Slang for a woman's asshole, particularly of a woman that likes rimming

Daquan - Awwww shit CJ, I licked Letisha's pineapple fritter til she scream fo daddy last night

CJ - That's my boiiii, lick that shitter like a Pineapple Fritter , bitches love that

by Sex-Bombbb April 4, 2020

fairy fritter

nikash

that’s a fairy fritter

by Anonymous 12939 November 14, 2021

Country Fritter

A person or child who goes on their phone or drifts from life. Gives their mind an ultrasound and believes in a stronger life inside of them while playing video games, shopping, going on social media, roblox, or minecraft. Country fritters enjoy pickled onions, chicken fingers, potato chips, and milk.

Emma-That kid won’t get off of his phone!
Delilah- He’s a country fritter I bet!

by pow3rup^ January 29, 2022

Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths

Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "

by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022