fortshit

the worst game ever made
the correct way to say fortnite

oh man, fortshit is the worst game ever

by DarkWolf4350 March 31, 2021

same person different fonts

when you and someone else have such similar personalities but are two different versions of it

person 1: “me and rebecca have such similar styles and act the same way lol”
person 2: “yea you two are the same person different fonts”

by kiwiemoyeehaw July 12, 2021

footshit

When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.

"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."

by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018

fartsequences

Noxious wind based consequences of a persons actions

If you walk behind me after I have eaten this curry, you will suffer the fartsequences

by PBrazier October 23, 2020

Fatherly Farts

When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children

Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?

by TheAntiItGirl April 3, 2010

plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.

A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.

by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011

10 print "farts"

LGR's fav BASIC program, infinitely prints "farts"

10 print "farts"
20 goto 10

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018