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foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016
mugGet the foreskin lasagnamug.

foreskin fuck

When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin
Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.
by teagreen April 13, 2008
mugGet the foreskin fuckmug.

Foreskin Tube

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.
by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019
mugGet the Foreskin Tubemug.

Crumple Foreskin

When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!
Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?
by Ball splat November 8, 2019
mugGet the Crumple Foreskinmug.

jewy foreskin

a non jew that has been circumcised
jewy foreskin
by kraits September 24, 2018
mugGet the jewy foreskinmug.

Foreskin Robbery

When you are circumcised at birth, but choose to worship a religion other than Christianity, mulsim culture, or Jewish. Therefore, accepting a religious that does not practice circumcision at birth. So, therefore, someone has committed a foreskin robbery against you.
That damn doctor committed a foreskin robbery!!!
by Gen Z God April 29, 2022
mugGet the Foreskin Robberymug.

On my foreskin

Used to imply that one would risk their foreskin for something.
Can be used instead of on jah or on god.
Bruh, that niggas cock is so big he can use it as a helicopter.
No way bruh, on my foreskin.
by tominator007 April 16, 2019
mugGet the On my foreskinmug.

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