foot mouth

1.(noun): One who often says the wrong thing.

2.(adjective): A moment one may have when they say something akward/inappropriate.

1. Bill is such a foot mouth; he told Sally to "tough it out" when her boyfriend broke up with her.

2. Bill had a foot mouth moment yesterday when he asked his algebra teacher for a lap dance.

by rebecca</3 December 25, 2008

Foot Fungus

When you dont care what your foot looks like and instead use it to attract girls

Wanna see my foot fungus?

by the stolen one May 2, 2020

Foot Soup

When your feet become so sweaty you're shoes absorb all sweat, resulting in soaked footwear. This is a common problem when not wearing socks in closed-toe footwear.

I forgot to bring socks in my gym bag and now I've made some hella rank foot soup!

by Anyoldname September 27, 2015

Foot size

Foot size is a low key meaning for penis length. Commonly only adults know this.

Girl: I just love him so much.
Guy: Oh yeah well what's his foot size??
Girl: Foot size doesn't matter.

by Just some random guy. December 25, 2016

Foot falcon

Nigel: Hey lookout now Der bro,why you walking?
Neville: I bin dun drinking goonI gotta take the foot falcon cuz.

Neville lost his license now he's on the foot falcon

by Forestfreak June 12, 2018

wet foot dry foot

What Obama put up the ass of Cuban Refugees when they tried to come to America by boat across the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, Obama put a wet foot dry foot up the asses of those Cuban refugees right before Trump's inauguration.

by Willk January 31, 2017

goofy foot

A term in skateboarding, surfing, and snowboarding for riding with your RIGHT foot forward, as opposed to the more common way (left foot forward).

dude, that kid's riding goofy foot
yea, cuz he's a BADASS

by ozziEE May 13, 2010