Use the curtain floss at the super 8 in colombus ohio when they change their rates after "BOB" the towel head told us one rate and charged us another.
by jeremy smith January 11, 2006
Person 1: I bet you don't even know what 'dope' is, man.
Person 2: Please, my neighbor hasn't been a cow for my whole life.
Person 3: Oh, you just got flossed!
Person 2: Please, my neighbor hasn't been a cow for my whole life.
Person 3: Oh, you just got flossed!
by dereki April 28, 2008
thong underwear/bikini-bottoms in general, more specifically the thin string of fabric that goes from front to back in the butt crack
by Prof. Jayy July 11, 2008
a thong...
by Anonymous person that has no life March 22, 2003
The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.
by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008
by NS_Sherlock May 10, 2011
Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.
'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'
'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'
'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'
by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013