Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.

Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!

by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023

Frounting

Frolicking in a gay manner

Oh, look at Emi over there frounting

by Jarhead420 March 27, 2024

folanting

The process of inserting potato peels and ranch down one’s urethra to gain pleasure

Jimmy can’t stop folanting infront of his puppy

by #1findlefandle March 27, 2024

Funting

Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.

“James and I went Funting last night, he was totally my funtee bitch!”

by zestworm April 7, 2024

fausting

the act of lighting a house pet on fire and putting it out with ur cum

DAVID IM FAUSTING UR DOG

by unc faust69 April 15, 2024

fausting

the act of lighting a house pet on fire and putting it out with ur cum

DAVID IM FAUSTING UR DOG

by unc faust69 April 15, 2024

Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.

I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!

by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024