Farsher

Farsher is the term you use when you think someone is an idiot, or a noob.

Wow he sucks at skiing; what a farsher

by Juan Diego January 30, 2022

Farsher

A type of person that is a noob and gives off try hard vibes

James is such a farsher when he plays basket ball
Yeah he try’s too hard and sucks

by Juan Diego February 12, 2022

Fearing the Reaper

Hitting a cowbell a million times as loud as possible. From the Saturday Night Live sketch about Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper."

The Mississippi State fans were all Fearing the Reaper after the Bulldogs scored their third touchdown.

by Sajak March 8, 2022

Farsougapheeze

When one exerts all bodily functions at the same time. (Fart, Poop, Cough, Sneeze, and Pee.)

Dude, did you hear? Jeremy let out a big Farsougapheeze!

by Cuzsie May 11, 2022

Fear

Fear is something that is always hidden, somewhere wherever you think it is. Fear can come in any ways, like anxiety, scared, or horrified. Fear can come occasionally, sometimes, or a specific amount of times, maybe even fear is something that you deeply hate. Fore example, you could hate being alone, or fear being alone. Nearly everybody fears to be alone, and some people are absolutely horrified by being all alone, that they have a phobia for it. What is a phobia? Well, a phobia is something that you fear, a phobia is a specific thing that you really hate. We call being scared of being alone, monophobia, and fearing spiders, is arachnophobia. The question is, why do people have fear in them? Well, you see, when you fear something, like being alone, your mind is focused on not being alone, but they fear something horrific would happen to you if nobody was there to save you, or even witness you. Being scared of the dark isn’t actually fearing the dark itself, but being afraid of what could be hidden in the dark, ready to pounce on you. Fear is something that always hides, but not from you, but waiting for you. Waiting to pounce on your heart.

Person 1: I am scared of the dark.
Person 2: Oh...
Person 2: Of the dark? Or what's in the dark?
Person 1: You fear the dark?

by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY May 24, 2022

baby fear

The prodigious fear of babies.

Jim was afraid to get too close to the small humans. He had the baby fear.

by Myth Ookami January 23, 2010

hair fear

The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.

This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.

Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."

Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."

by Abstract Sever November 9, 2017