Golden Fountain

Being Pee'ed on by multiple men at one time, like the centre statue in a fountain.

Raj enjoyed his watersports, so he asked Mike, Matt, Dave and Bob to pee on him while he posed like Micheal Angelo's "DAVID". He was the centre piece in a "golden fountain".

by poot123 February 9, 2014

Vanilla Cream Fountain

After anal sex and ejaculating in the asshole the person who has the cum in their bottocks farts while facing chest down to create a semen fountain ejecting from their asshole. Vanilla cream fountain

Yea bro that vanilla cream fountain last night tasted great! Really salty though but really fountainy

by AnaMasterNinjago November 18, 2021

Fondue Fountain

While your girlfriend is having an upset stomach, screw her in the ass until she shits diarrhea over your dick making it look like a fondue fountain.

Girl: Oh yeah, oh yeah, i am going to shit all over your dick
Guy: Thats right, give me a Fondue Fountain

by ThatsGross June 19, 2010

Fountain Rapist

A Predator who waits for a victim to start drinking from a fountain, then proceeds to force fellatio.

Dude, that guy just got hit by a fountain rapist!

by Teamdt February 20, 2011

fauntrum

Feeling embarrassment for another person. To feel others shame, even if they are not feeling it for themselves.

Watching my dad dance is fauntrum.

by Brina Babe May 4, 2011

funtarded

a person that acts so retarded that theyre really fun to be around

Sam: last night was crazy I cant believe Bill streaked naked again...

Ann: Yeah hes so funtarded. I love it

by supadupa987 June 30, 2011

Funteen

A person, generally between the ages of 18 and 20, who has begun college but still has the mentality of a high schooler. They generally don't recognize the amount of responsibility that they have, and still find joy in everything. Some may also may be life wreckers because of their lack of regard for anyone but themselves.

Man 1: Have you met Jessica?

Man 2: Yeah she's a total funteen.

Man 1: I love funteens.

by loverofmilk December 4, 2011