Skip to main content

fuquer

A fancy spelling of the word "fucker".
Oh, would you look at that fuquer.
by Too Many Handles February 16, 2024
mugGet the fuquer mug.

Fanuel

Fanuel's are naturally gifted athletes, excelling in various sports and physical activities effortlessly. Their athletic prowess is often admired and respected by those around them, setting them apart in any competitive arena.

With their charming demeanor and magnetic personality, Fanuel's have a knack for attracting attention, particularly from the opposite sex. Their confident aura and engaging presence make them irresistible to many, often earning them admiration and affection wherever they go.

Fanuel's have a unique ability to brighten any room they enter. Their positive energy and infectious enthusiasm uplift the spirits of those around them, creating a warm and welcoming atmosphere wherever they go. As the life of the party, Fanuel's effortlessly draw people in with their radiant personality and charismatic charm.
"Did you see Fanuel at the game last night? He's like a natural athlete, always making those impossible shots look easy."

"That's rough, man. But I guess that's just Fanuel being Fanuel. He's got that natural ability to win over anyone he wants, even if it means stealing someone else's girl right in front of them."

"Have you ever been around Fanuel? It's like he's got this crazy main character aura or something. Everywhere he goes, it's like the whole scene revolves around him."
by mango_ March 6, 2024
mugGet the Fanuel mug.
Related Words
faque Faqueed Faqueeg Faquemo Fáquer Faquerius Faquett Faguette faqu Farques

faguette

Pronunciation: ˈfa-gət

Origin: French

Rhymes with -

baguette | faggot | maggot

1) A rainbow baguette

2) A frenchman

3) A gay man

4) The guy breathing down your neck at the Target Self-Checkout line

5 a) Someone who cuts you off in traffic

b) Someone who is a sloooooow driver

6) your best friend
ex) -- a rainbow baguette

**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**

Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"

You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."

ex2) -- a frenchman

**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and white pants holding a baguette**

You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"

ex3) -- gay man

**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice you're not in a 50mi radius of San Francisco**

You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"

ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...

**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all 98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**

**Appropriately shove him**

You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"

ex 5a) -- get cut off

**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**

You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"

ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid

**left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**

You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"

ex6) -- BFF

**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill in the back**

You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "
by thnc1122 May 30, 2025
mugGet the faguette mug.

Fauerk

"Don't eat that, that's a fauerk!"
by Mooffee July 27, 2025
mugGet the Fauerk mug.

The Faguette

When two gay men put a baguette in the freezer and wait untill it's rock hard, than proceed to use it to penetrate each other's simultaneously, than after it has thored out one or both men proceed to eat the Faguette
Hey do you want to do the Faguette tonight?
I don't like Faguette's.
We do the Faguette all the time
by coop-meme December 13, 2022
mugGet the The Faguette mug.

dont touch my facue

This was a phrase said by J-hope when they we're going on L.A and they needed to speak English when it was Jimin's turn he said "ssshh" with his index finger on his mouth when he said that some of Jimin's saliva went on Hobi's face and he said "DoNt ToUcH mY fAcUe" cuz of course Jimin's smol finger was dirty bc of his saliva, also its face not facue but back then they werent really fluent much in english so it sounded like "facue"...
H: How are u?
Y: Ssshh im sleeping...
*tries to hug H*
H: No No No
H: Dont touch my facue
Y: whatevah..
by anonymous October 5, 2020
mugGet the dont touch my facue mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email