terd factory

Any human wearing a diaper

"You sure are Mommy's little terd factory"
"Gross! Grandma is a walking terd factory!"
"Working as a nurse means cleaning the terd factories"

by Andraya September 9, 2008

Cracker Factory

This is an older and not often heard slang term for an Insane asylum. (Better known as a "Mental Institution").

It is not related to the derogatory term "Cracker"
However it probably IS related to the phrase "Going Crackers".
The phrase "Cracker Factory" was in use by World War II, but is probably older.

Doc. Krabblefratz: "You've been hearing voices telling you the world is ending?
Joe Fruitcake: "Yup."
Doctor Krabblefratz: I think you're ready for the Cracker factory.

Keesha: "Yo dude. I heard you got a new job! What and where?"
Tom: "I'm an attendant in the Cracker factory! Those loonies are drivin' ME loony!

Jacob: That's my uncle Phil in that photo. I don't see him anymore.
Danielle: Why not? He dead or somethin'?

Jacob: Naw, he went nuts a few years back, he's in the Cracker factory now.

Sergey: Dude! I just saw three guys in armor with swords run past the house!
Pete: Awesome! Ya Know what THAT means?
Sergey: That I'm ready for the cracker factory?
Pete: No, dummy, it means that that hot new movie 'Knights in Kombat" Is gonna be showing down at the cinema today!

Screaming, naked, Deranged guy: Where are you @#$%ing taking me?!
Cop: You're gonna get an exclusive INSIDE tour of the cracker Factory.

by Joe Fenderbender May 20, 2015

fart factory

Someone who walks into a room and blasts a silent but deadly fart without saying anything as to get sick pleasure from others smelling your stinking ass.

person1: "Man, it smells like ASS in here"
person2: "Yeah, that is some stinky shit! Zach must have been in here, he's a fart factory."

by John Desoiroi July 10, 2007

cum factory

Used to describe your nut bag or ball sack.

Babe my cum factory is about to roll out a new batch.

My cum factory is open 24/7

by Serge Gravelle June 20, 2006

factory air

the natural gap on a chick between her thighs and cooter

As the Hooter's girl bent down to pick up a wing, we were all in awe of her gaping factory air.

by dell June 4, 2004

Crap Factory

A punk band from Huddersfield, UK

Oh my God, did you see the "Crap Factory" show last night? They rocked out!

by No1MusicFan November 8, 2009

shit factory

A wastewater facility (sewage treatment plant).
(Not to be confused with a water treatment plant)

Ed Norton works in the shit factory tunnels.

The shit factory really stinks in the summertime.

by A. N. on February 4, 2006