F.O.N.S.

Future One Night Stand. To be immediately followed by a dual thumbs up while saying Arthur Fonzarelli's classic "Eyyyyyy..."

"See that little blonde over there? She's my F.O.N.S. Eyyyyyyyyy..."

by sakimoto33 August 21, 2011

I.F.O

Identified Flying Object, such as a plane, or hot air balloon. Things that can easily be identified in the air.

Nobody seemed to care that Jim caught an I.F.O on film.

by Guacamullet October 27, 2014

F.O.R.D. Vag

F.O.R.D. Vag stands for Fucked Over Rebuilt Dick vagina. Used when warning the homie before he gets trapped by a trans women.

Bro: what are you doing tonight?
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.

Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?

Homie: Tell me what?

Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.

by Zombiewriter75 August 10, 2022

F.O.P

F@#king Old Person, an elderly person who doese wrong is often refered to as a f@#king old person.

I can't beleive that F.O.P just cut me off in traffic!

by Andrew Owens September 4, 2006

B.O.F.

"Band of Freaks" (or "bag of fuck"). Used to describe kids who listen to shitty metal bands and have bad hygiene. Usually have greasy/dyed/long-ish hair and wear darker clothes because they're "nonconformists" (ha, right). Very similar to "emo", but they probably want to slit other people's wrists.

"you dumb B.O.F."

"grow up you B.O.F."

by anonymous patronymous February 11, 2007

f.o.b

Fresh off the boat.

When used for Koreans, fresh off the be-hang-gee (plane).

Listen to that f.o.b talking.

by Jashey poo December 28, 2005

B.O.F

Bitches Over Friends

"Fuck you nigga, you´re a real B.O.F"

by Dr. Ghetto October 26, 2006