Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!
by Jodeui March 17, 2023
Get the Rocks Fall, Everyone Diesmug. Person 1: Hey, Remember "Everyone Knows That"?
Person 2: yeah, the song got found
Person 1: WOW I'M SO HAPPY~
Person 2: On XHamster
Person 1: What the fuck?
Person 2: yeah, the song got found
Person 1: WOW I'M SO HAPPY~
Person 2: On XHamster
Person 1: What the fuck?
by JustRandomAndNormal May 3, 2024
Get the Everyone Knows Thatmug. .
《¤》Emmanuel《¤》Castillos《¤》Symbol《¤》S《¤》Apartment《¤》Did《¤》Not《¤》Have《¤》Almost《¤》Anything《¤》Placed《¤》So《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》Everyone《¤》Who《¤》Mentions《¤》The《¤》Idea《¤》Symbol《¤》To《¤》I《¤》Symbol《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025
Get the 《¤》Emmanuel《¤》Castillos《¤》Symbol《¤》S《¤》Apartment《¤》Did《¤》Not《¤》Have《¤》Almost《¤》Anything《¤》Placed《¤》So《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》Everyone《¤》Who《¤》Mentions《¤》The《¤》Idea《¤》Symbol《¤》To《¤》I《¤》Symbol《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》mug. by Aangalang November 23, 2022
Get the Fuck everyone.mug. Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.
Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
by nycdoggo May 23, 2025
Get the Everyone's a Comedianmug. by sussysmol April 11, 2025
Get the National Fuck Everyone Daymug. 