the art of extending a single strand of bullshit to create a maximally longer strand of the same bullshit.
Hey, did you finish that bullshit essay?
Yeah, I just mixed in some other bullshit to make it long enough to be called an essay.
Yeah, I just mixed in some other bullshit to make it long enough to be called an essay.
by Noxillio July 6, 2020
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Get the essay mug.The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.
Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay
by burningme August 14, 2011
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"No jimmy you dumb fuck he can write so hes actually an Essay"
"No jimmy you dumb fuck he can write so hes actually an Essay"
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