Escape from Asscatraz

Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.

Last night, I gave her an Escape from Asscatraz

by Lubrato April 12, 2010

Offline lag escape

Escaping from an unwanted discussion with someone on facebook by leaving facebook and pretending you never saw the incoming message because of the 5 minutes lag when logging out.

That random dude started talking to me on facebook, I had to offline lag escape.

by Meussieur June 21, 2010

escape the humdrum

Sex game usually played by gay men where one goes down on the other and has to make him come but dodge it and not get any on him, thus escaping the humdrum.

Hey Chris I'm in the mood, let's go escape the humdrum!

by grizz April 19, 2005

Dillinger Escape Plan

Insanely awesome math-metal/hardcore band. See kick ass

There's no other way to describe them.

by Ryan Collins August 30, 2005

Escape from Wuhan

When you fuck a girl who has COVID but you don’t get the virus from the doing the deed

Me: I fucked your mom last night dude.

My poor friend: She’s in isolation for Covid dude, get tested!

Me: Im negative, pulled an Escape from Wuhan on her

by LargeMen January 20, 2022

elevator escape clause

The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.

Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.

Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.

by the_elder July 28, 2009

Japanese Fire Escape

When several people get out of a car at a stoplight, and have sex on top of the car. A sex act that is extremely difficult to pull off, and has an extremely high probability of arrest. DO NOT ATTEMPT

Did you see those two have sex on their car??" "No, i can't believe anyone would try the Japanese Fire Escape!

by hollowed leaf December 28, 2010