eric 

a fairly quiet, somewhat nerdy, average height, lanky, cutely awkward, pale, really smart sixteen year old. pretty good at call of duty, sleeps a lot, forgets things easily, poor eyesight, pretty nice.

guy 1- eric is the chill motherfucker from chemistry, you know, the one with the short girlfriend?

guy 2- yeeeaaa, i know him! he's pretty chill.

eric by zombiee January 19, 2011

Eric 

Definition of a great guy. Makes us laugh. Looks out for people. Mediator, Mentor, Gamer, boyscout, singer, can beat boxes like a master, My lover, and hates anyone that hurts his family or friends. Good with kids. Takes his time when others rush the play. An all around great person that I am lucky to love in my life. Even in the falkward situation it happened. Makes the best pillow when I need one. Great to game with. Pretty good cook, but grills even better. He's this woman's LOL i.e. Love of Life. Others could try and I dare them to. You'll see just how much he loves his woman when you do. Wish for one like him and find it in some one else. This Eric's taken and so is his woman.

He's not gay or stupid--Ignore all A-hole definitions of an Eric.

Liz: Hey Eric! can we through the football? Momma catch!
Eric: Give me a tick the grill is heating up!
Kel: Got it;)
Ty: Eric, you coming?
Eric(laughs): Hold on bud, I'm coming
Kel: You need a hand.
Eric: No this is Man's work. Get Some;) Ok, lets go, throw it! Love you woman. Glad you decided not to play stupid coy any more. No more UD. It's beneath who you are.
Ty: Momma catch!
Kel: Got it! I love you too. Alright E, I was trying to bury a hatchet that was stabbed threw my shoulder blade.
Eric: Let a real man work on what you need for once. Go Long!
Kel: *trips into the pool* Got ....*oui*
Liz, Eric, Ty: ROTGLOL

Eric by ICBWY,ILE-TRUE May 2, 2010

eric 

A very awesome friend. Good singer, charming, gregarious and very funny. And kind of dramatic. Has three dimples. Weird laugh and a great smile.

Eric tutored a student.

eric by Zebrawings November 30, 2013

Eric 

A total loser who literally will not tell you if your mic is muted or not wow what a guy.

Tell me if my mic is on or not, don't be an Eric.

Eric by sadsad273 March 20, 2017

Eric 

Person who takes a shit at work and doesn't wash his hands.

Person who enjoys Alabama Hot Pockets!

A guy who drives a large pick up truck to make up for having a small penis.

The colossus of call in's and the sultan of smart time.

Legend in his own mind.

Smartest man in the storeroom and has more.common sense than any 5 people put together.. and will let you know that as well!!

Stop!!!! Do not eat from that side of the party sub or from that bag of potato chips, ERIC just took a shit and didn't wash his hands again!!

Eric by Honcho Villa October 13, 2011

Eric 

Erics are really sweet guys, there caring and understanding and to top it off there really cute. If you ever meet an eric watchout their charm and sweetness is deadly. They tend to play hockey and soccer. They also act really cute and dont push for sex and things. If you ever come across an eric be sure to grab him before some other guy dose.

i think i like an eric" "well no duh everyone likes eric hes the shit

Eric by smartiegirl9645 November 21, 2010

Eric 

A music buff who usually tends towards the metal side of life. Has a penchant for whiskeys and bourbon. Sometimes has problems involving a pain in the foot. Unassuming yet very clever when it comes to phillosophical matters. Frugal yet generous. Sexy but not over the top. Erics give lots of kisses and make the best food. Eric is gorgeous.

Persdon 1: He's really hot - but unassuming...
Person 2: Oh! You mean he's an Eric!

Eric by Sagittarius girl February 7, 2010