by BootyWarrior99 March 13, 2020
Get the National Emergency mug.The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.
Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."
by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016
Get the Emergency Meal mug.A guy/girl who you like but you already have a crush. So it's basically a backup if your crush rejects/leaves/hates you.
Guy A.: I like her, she's cute but I already have a crush.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.
by Ringo16 July 15, 2016
Get the emergency crush mug.An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.
Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
by GolfWang69 October 2, 2016
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Get the Emergency Inch mug.Ted looked across the drunken hoard at the bar; it had been a while and he needed to find an emergency girlfriend.
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