email excess

a state of flooding inbox

I always have email excess on Monday morning!
-I'm currently out of the office and will have limited email excess.
-You are so lucky!

by morganfreemanbuster September 6, 2013

email restaurant

A restaurant so good you have to E-mail your friends about it.

"By Scott! The food at this restaurant is delicious, I must e-mail my friends about it. That means that this is an email restaurant!"

by BobBoblaw August 30, 2013

Email Swirl

Used to define an email thread that becomes unmanageable, unending, and painful. A defining element of any circle swirl, is the fact that the initial question gunned down by eroneous crap, causing the person w/the inquiry to leverage telephony to address the problem.

Darrin emailed his colleague Eileen for assistance with a work related problem. Unfortunately, Darrin cc'd his project team and an email swirl ensued. Darrin had to finally call Eileen directly, to obtain the needed response.

by John Spenker March 4, 2008

email masturbate

The act of sending yourself an email.

Can I use your computer to email masturbate? I need to remind myself of something for tomorrow.

by fbunky November 14, 2013

speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

by Vatu August 22, 2019

Email Suicide

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.

8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.

by bobblinghead November 25, 2013

premature emailation

Mistakenly sending an email. Can be caused by forgetting an attachment, glaring grammatical errors, poor judgment, or overheated emotions.

"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).

He responded to his coworker's criticism with a reply-all flame. The premature emailation cost him his job.

Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.

by Slumdog Superstar January 1, 2009