speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

by Vatu August 22, 2019

Email Suicide

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.

8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.

by bobblinghead November 25, 2013

email restaurant

A restaurant so good you have to E-mail your friends about it.

"By Scott! The food at this restaurant is delicious, I must e-mail my friends about it. That means that this is an email restaurant!"

by BobBoblaw August 30, 2013

email masturbate

The act of sending yourself an email.

Can I use your computer to email masturbate? I need to remind myself of something for tomorrow.

by fbunky November 14, 2013

email spelunking

The act of doing a deep dive into your email folders in the attempts to retrieve information.

I engaged in email spelunking while trying to find that invite to my brother's wedding.

No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!

by powerofslow August 23, 2012

email thuggin

Being passive aggressive in an email in a corporate setting. Going back and forth in an email and making shitty comments to the other party on the sly.

I'll get on my email thuggin game too and fuck his world up.

by T-Drizzle April 21, 2017

premature emailation

Mistakenly sending an email. Can be caused by forgetting an attachment, glaring grammatical errors, poor judgment, or overheated emotions.

"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).

He responded to his coworker's criticism with a reply-all flame. The premature emailation cost him his job.

Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.

by Slumdog Superstar January 1, 2009