When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.
"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."
by Vatu August 22, 2019

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.
by bobblinghead November 25, 2013

"By Scott! The food at this restaurant is delicious, I must e-mail my friends about it. That means that this is an email restaurant!"
by BobBoblaw August 30, 2013

by fbunky November 14, 2013

I engaged in email spelunking while trying to find that invite to my brother's wedding.
No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!
No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!
by powerofslow August 23, 2012

Being passive aggressive in an email in a corporate setting. Going back and forth in an email and making shitty comments to the other party on the sly.
by T-Drizzle April 21, 2017

Mistakenly sending an email. Can be caused by forgetting an attachment, glaring grammatical errors, poor judgment, or overheated emotions.
"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).
"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).
He responded to his coworker's criticism with a reply-all flame. The premature emailation cost him his job.
Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.
Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.
by Slumdog Superstar January 1, 2009
