i had sex with chad
OMG SO DID I
(followed by 7 more men and women saying that chad had sex with them)
OMG GUYS CHAD IS AN EGGED EAGLE
OMG SO DID I
(followed by 7 more men and women saying that chad had sex with them)
OMG GUYS CHAD IS AN EGGED EAGLE
by eggedeagle April 23, 2022
A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.
-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!
by thealmightybasstardo April 13, 2011
Used when some next man is rucking with some other next man and one of the next men is brucking up the other bredwin bad.
by Smith February 15, 2005
Person 1: Yo would you rather fuck brad pitt or that guy over there.
Person 2: It's not that guy over there, It's EGE!!!!!
Person 2: It's not that guy over there, It's EGE!!!!!
by Jag-i-Pie May 23, 2020
1) Ege is the definition of the perfect male, the perfect partner, and the perfect person generally.
2) Thicc
2) Thicc
Girl 1: Who's she dating?
Girl 2: That must be Ege
Girl 1: Holy Jesus she is so luckyyy, he is literally the definition of perfection.
Girl 2: That must be Ege
Girl 1: Holy Jesus she is so luckyyy, he is literally the definition of perfection.
by Jag-i-Pie March 26, 2019
A 22 year-old, super attractive philosopher who is just about to publish his PhD thesis about his groundbreaking dimensions-theory. He is in a long-term M&M commitment with two amazingly smart and hot chicks. Always down for some sarcasm and that’s what she said jokes. However, he is extremely popular and difficult to reach since his phone-line is always busy. All in all, a nutritious guy - 10 out of 10 recommend to date!
“I met this holy fucking amazing, funny, intelligent and stunning guy on Bumble - He’s just an Ege!”
by pplestudent May 20, 2022