Edward

A bald small dick make that has 2 good sons and one bad son normal named james

Edward never get laid

by Dtridjeufsr November 3, 2018

The Edward

Lesbian Sex, Scissoring. Refurs to Edward Scissorhands, the 1990 movie. Also can be used as a joke about Edward Cullen and how he's a woman.

Did you hear that Katie and Savannah got mad drunk and did The Edward last night?

Spoiler Alert! Edward Cullen did the Edward with Bella in Breaking Dawn!

by carol equals ninja March 13, 2010

Edward

A person that buys an enormous amount of glitter, after the infamously shiny Edward Cullen.

Dude, don't be such an Edward. You don't need five super glitter packs.

by Mikey Valentine January 12, 2011

Edward

he is the #1 deeno and a kinky mofo

Remember Edward?

yeah, he bung my boose

by edwardbungmyboose December 5, 2018

Edward

A guy who claims to have a big dick but really has a tiny one

Guy 1: man he’s suck an Edward
Guy 2: I know right

by thatguywhoknowsall843 July 18, 2018

Edward

Edward is a dickhead; an asshole; someone who is always up Spencer’s ass. He has a temptation to mention how rich he is and nobody gives a fuck when he thinks he is gunny cause he isnt

Edward is a cunt

by Oof4444 November 25, 2019

Edward

A bald person who plays plants Vs zombies in 2019

Edward is gay

by JohnIsABigDon June 23, 2019