by 3ff December 2, 2021
Get the Eat my ass mug.November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 3, 2019
Get the National eat ass and smoke grass day mug.Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April
by MeminDemon November 8, 2019
Get the Eat ass April mug.An eat ass isn't just the act of analingus, while it can be that also.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
by Treppar January 16, 2025
Get the Eat ass mug.to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
Get the eating ass in the bag mug.The sexual act of licking, kissing and sicking someone's ass for the pleasure of one or both parties.
by ShaSha83 June 26, 2022
Get the Eat Ass mug.by DeViLOG1986 September 25, 2017
Get the whosm't the fucc eat ass mug.