Eli 

Back stabbing lier. Worthless piece of shit.
Who dates men.

"well he just elied to me"

Eli by Flowerx0xx October 24, 2008

Eli 

Eli's are generally reserved and sweet. Until they come out of their shell. They then transform into lying assholes who try to take your friends. Jealous and gilt ridden,they tend to make bad judgment calls. Has tiny dick and lacks ability to play ANY sport.

Girl 1 "Have you seen that guy?"
Girl 2 Yeah. He looks like such an eli!"

Eli by emily321 March 27, 2009

Eli 

Big Jew, Big Nose

Bro, look at Eli hes a penny pinching Jew

Eli by KeefCatcher February 20, 2009

Eli 

Eli is a guy who is super cute, he has brown hair and is taller than average. He loves girls who have a mind of their own but are kinda shy at times. He is a great guy who will go out if his way to be nice. Is a total dare-devil and does a lot of dumb things but takes great pride in them. When it comes to important decisions though, he will make a good choice. He is into Dramatic arts and deserves someone like a "Jamie" who is always there to support him. He doesn't usually get mad but when he does it can be scary. He is strong and cool but can also look like a cute loser sometimes but it just makes you want him more.

person 1.I just met a guy who is so amazing
person 2.Omg he must be an Eli

Eli by Lizzy Crazy February 26, 2018

Eli 

Cock sucking motherfucking gay ass nigga

eli's gay

Eli by Jack & Aiden November 26, 2019

Eli 

Wow this guy is the bomb! Eli is a puki (cutiepie) and always there for a hug. Love this guy so much, Eli is the best mate you could have, always has time for you and never disses anyone. Eli is cool, funny and of course loves anime and has the ability to make you like anime too even if you never liked it before!! Eli is loving and kind but can be shy too. If you find an Eli, grab him and never let him go, they are one of a kind. Eli love their families especially their mum and will always have your back. Eli can be too good good looking, always are loyal and rarely get mad so to have a full life make sure you have an Eli in it.

Man I could really use a great mate right now, anyone know an Eli?

P1: What you don't know an Eli?
P2: No I haven't met one yet.
P1: Aw man, I'm so sorry, your life must be incomplete.

Mum: Love this kid so much, so happy to have an Eli

Eli by JJ and the JJbunch March 14, 2020

Eli 

Has a VERY HUGE PENIS (12 inches) is a teenager and wants to fuck bunches. Has a nickname (Bobby big cock) likes to play sports very strong and skinny. Loves tight pussy. Latinos and whites especially. Typically a white boy. Loves COD and hates Eugines

Wow Eli has a very huge cock
Eli really loves prissy
Eli really knows how to fuck prissy long dick style

Eli by Big bobby cock January 15, 2017