decapamemberate

a combination of decapitation, dismemberment, and castration. pretty much the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone anywhere ever.

HOLY SH*T! JOSH JUST GOT DECAPAMEMBERATED BY THAT OUT OF CONTROL TRACTOR DRIVEN BY A BLIND SCHIZOPHRENIC CLOWN JUGGLING CHAINSAWS!

by Joker043 June 19, 2010

durapunk

1. A culture defined by the deliberate use of consumer goods that were manufactured with the express purpose of "lasting forever"

These tools my great-grandfather handed down to me are so durapunk, they'll probably outlast my grandkids!

by karmavsDogma November 20, 2010

decapuss

A puss that is ten times bigger than the normal size

Dude you don't want that she's got a decapuss.

by A. U. Deadly-Words July 22, 2016

decapotato

Similar to hot potato, but the potato is replaced with a saw blade. The point is to decapitate the person to your right, before the person to your left decapitates you.

Tom, "Holy fuck Bill, you just decapitated Bob."
Bob, "gurgle".
Bill, "Fuck yeah I did, that is the whole point of Decapotato, now it's just me and you Tom."

by Doctor Jesus May 30, 2016

ducati curse

A form of black magic often used to bestow hardships upon another mans motorcycle, most commonly used against BMW owners as they are also European motorcycle owners.

Yo man, that dude put that 'ducati curse' on my shit.

by Murdock July 11, 2017

decapafuckintated

To decapitate in a glorious manner, such that the opportunity for an adjective is missed due to the magnitude of the decapitation. Decapitation in this way, is fucking severe.

That dude got decapafuckintated!

by im the twin batman January 31, 2018

Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018