doosh bag

a phrase that idiots use who can't correctly spell the word "douche"

"Ur a doosh bag"
"you spelled it wrong..."
"i call it doosh"
"you're an idiot."

by RamenNoodles452 April 11, 2010

dooskie

Like Wat It Dooskie Meaning Wat Up/Or Im Gone Make It Do Wa It Do

What It Dooskie My Nigga
Or
This Shit Gone Do What It Doskie

by Batmane September 9, 2006

doosh gear

wearing clothing that protects you from a person who is acting like a doosh.

Hey man, good thing you had your doosh gear on otherwise that fag was gonna come over here.

by Garrett Souza January 1, 2008

dooshebagel

1. adj. a word to describe a dooshe, bitch, asshole, dick, etc. 2. n. you.

That kids a dooshebagel.

by DOOSHEBAGEL April 11, 2008

Dooshnozel

A variation of Dooshbag, though more insulting; the nozel is fully inserted and does all the dirty work while the bag kind of hangs out and just holds the goodies.

Don't be a dooshnozel

by Monkoo June 2, 2003

doosh

A word describing the sound your body makes when it gets pushed onto a pile of snow. Also can be used to describe the sound of when you sketched out on a jump either snowboarding or skiing and hit the ground (snow) with your body.

"I was walking with my girl when out of nowhere she pushed me onto a snow bank"
"DOOSH!"
"Then I got up and grabbed her face and repeatedly shoved it into the snow bank!"
"DOOSH! DOOSH! DOOSH!"

by J-Money $ December 28, 2005

dooshabagel

the name of a bagel which oddly resembles knuckles the echidna

hello dooshabagel

by Rik January 23, 2003