Doorknob

Person with such a small dick(also curved) that when they jerk off it looks like they are turning a doorknob
He has a doorknob omg
by Zuzuzups January 05, 2022
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by Sam234 August 01, 2014
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a game typically played by high school or secondary school kids in the uk.
when someone says something which is deemed as saying something explicit or 'fruity' about the same gender results in them having to say safety to protect themselves, if they do not, someone who is also participating in the game has the opportunity to shout 'doorknob' which would result in the victim needing to touch a doorknob to save themselves from being beaten up. As soon as the doorknob is called, people participation have the opportunity to beat the victim up until he touches a doorknob or anything which opens doors. (not knockers).
'drops his pen' "i cant pick that up. my back hurts" "ay mandem on my life thats a doorknob"
by KB_0 December 15, 2024
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Describes a popular girl who has relations with many because "everyone gets a turn".
"You have not met Mary? You might like her - she's such a doorknob."
by fastflyguyy January 07, 2015
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A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.
Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue
by Shelly Trois May 11, 2019
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by Jeffy129 November 02, 2019
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