Dereliction of Doody

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.

By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.

by Gipple March 1, 2018

Big doody

Brown stuff that comes out the butt. Formerly known as number 2.

“I just went big doody.”

“The bathroom really smells. Someone must have taken a big doody.”

by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021

Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

Doody Pops

Farts. The sound of barking spiders. A child safe FART word for little kids. A"POP!" that smell like Doody! A Pop! that smells like Pop! A smelly sound, when Mommy says "Bad Dog!"

"Bobby, did you make doody pops? " Bobby points at the dog, "Dolly did it!" "Bad dog!" Mommy says.

by Bob Who October 1, 2016

doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.

You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?

by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017

Little Doody

The act of urinating. Also known as number 1.

“I drank so much water, I have to go little doody.”

“We went to the rest stop for a little doody break.”

by Harold McDonald March 29, 2021

Doody Cakes

Someone's buttocks be it juicy, slim, fit, thick.. whatever the case. You are referancing the booty.

" God has blessed them, just look at those doody cakes!"

by Rensijn February 2, 2021