doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.

You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?

by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017

Doody Pops

Farts. The sound of barking spiders. A child safe FART word for little kids. A"POP!" that smell like Doody! A Pop! that smells like Pop! A smelly sound, when Mommy says "Bad Dog!"

"Bobby, did you make doody pops? " Bobby points at the dog, "Dolly did it!" "Bad dog!" Mommy says.

by Bob Who October 1, 2016

Bird doodie

It's freaking bird turd

" AW MAN I got a bird doodie on my car!!"

by Freakingchanchoman June 4, 2018

Doody Cakes

Someone's buttocks be it juicy, slim, fit, thick.. whatever the case. You are referancing the booty.

" God has blessed them, just look at those doody cakes!"

by Rensijn February 2, 2021

Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020

Doodie Divot

The tender, valley-shaped hole situated directly above ones butthole. Coined by Hodge

My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"

by Hodge10 June 20, 2011

Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020