diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

Diss

A short term for disrespect or a slang used by black people when they get disrespected

Bro Kyle got dissed in this song .

by PRBBLEJUJJEN December 16, 2023

Phantom Face-diss

Having one of your facebook friends "un-friend" you, and you can't figure out who the hell it was.

Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.

by conwayTN September 4, 2009

dissed

means ur weird or fucked up

yo ur ass loooking juicy can i hit
bro wtf ur dissed asf get out of here

by lkdkenenrjrnt November 13, 2021

disse

A girl who is wifey material but likes belonging to the streets. She can’t be cuffed because she gets bored easily. Be careful when you meet one of them.

Him: Dude be careful she’s a disse, you don’t want to simp for her.

by bbygirll2245 May 31, 2020

Diss Track

A form of a musical hate speech or verbal abuse usually to attack another artist or rapper

I made a diss track on a kid talking shit

by Definition-idiot teen October 29, 2023

Diss-Dick

When a "girl" aka "*****" intentionally tries to make you limp or soft while fucking, to make her "g" happy about his insecurities.

This crazy b*****, tried to Diss-Dick while she fucked Rick.

by R1sK87 October 16, 2023