disse

A girl who is wifey material but likes belonging to the streets. She can’t be cuffed because she gets bored easily. Be careful when you meet one of them.

Him: Dude be careful she’s a disse, you don’t want to simp for her.

by bbygirll2245 May 31, 2020

dissed

means ur weird or fucked up

yo ur ass loooking juicy can i hit
bro wtf ur dissed asf get out of here

by lkdkenenrjrnt November 13, 2021

side diss

when someone slyly makes fun of you, in a deceitful and possibly passive aggressive way. most common in the american heterosexual dating world or in sororities.

There is one person who perfectly encompasses the intelligence that must come from behind the side diss, Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

“Wow, your confidence is inspiring. It’s like watching a chihuahua bark at a Great Dane—adorable, but… you know, pointless.”

by Penny Bluntwell January 2, 2025

Diss track

A song that is intended to insult another person/artist and is mostly made by rappers

“Did you hear that Diss track Kylee Rich made about Notti?”

“nah”

by please end my suffering November 20, 2022

oh dissed

To own someone (not a verb, see example)

A: The Knights beat the Piratees 21-9.
B: Oh dissed.

by Jamal Brown December 1, 2007

diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

Phantom Face-diss

Having one of your facebook friends "un-friend" you, and you can't figure out who the hell it was.

Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.

by conwayTN September 4, 2009