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Desk top

When someone gives you head under a desk.
Friend 1: Yo wassup I just got some Desk top from my girl Ashley!
Friend 2: For real bro? Nicee!
by bannanasoapman March 20, 2020
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principal's desk

A great revenge tactic for an angered teen. In other words...TAP THAT SHIT ON THE PRINCIPAL'S DESK!!!!!
boy one: what did you do last night dude?

boy two: i pulled a principal's desk! it was sick.

boy one: fuck man how did you pull that one off?

boy two: very carefully.
by Sir Rammalott May 17, 2009
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Desk Support

A girl giving head under a desk while their male counterpart is playing a game
I got amazing Desk Support while playing Warzone
by Csion November 22, 2021
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repo desk

(FINANCE) department of a securities firm that specializes in repurchase agreements. A repurchase agreement is a type of short-term loan in which a borrower sells a security (like a share of stock) and agrees to buy the same security back in a few days.

From the point of view of the counterparty buying/re-selling the stock, this deal is known as a reverse-repo. Reverse-repos are useful to brokerages because they allow the brokerage to short the stock.
Through a repo desk, the bank can finance short-term borrowings on behalf of itself and its clients. The repo desk makes money by charging interest on typically very short term loans - 1 to 5 days.
by Abu Yahya September 28, 2010
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shawshank desk

A school desk a teacher pieces together using a chair and a small table for the comfort of fat students. This references Andy Dufrene's use of scrap resources to accomplish goals in "The Shawshank Redemption".
Larry's belly was so big the edge of his old desk cut into it. So the teacher moved him to the shawshank desk, and now his belly has lots of room and he can focus on his schoolwork.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
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desk grabber

one who waits under desks of women at the office and grabs them unsuspectingly when they sit down.
Originating from the British TV show "the IT crowd"
"With roy stuck under that desk, they're gonna think he's a desk grabber!"
by Doctor P May 18, 2006
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desk jockey

Someone whose primary means of employment involves a desk.
This can be anything from someone who is just above cubicles to a receptionist to a glorified receptionist.
This person is usually ridiculous on their own accord.
Desk jockeys are often found in the tourism industry.
The twins got jobs as desk jockeys at an RV rental place, so they explain rental contracts in both of Canada's national languages.
by Kag May 27, 2006
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