by FEMALEDOGE April 02, 2017
Aaron: Damn, Derek really left without saying bye.
D'anthony: Nate called him to tell him that he got them a hotel.
Jacob: Well yeah, that nigga Derek is a straight dick fiend.
D'anthony: Nate called him to tell him that he got them a hotel.
Jacob: Well yeah, that nigga Derek is a straight dick fiend.
by bruhbruh696969 June 19, 2019
DEREK IS A STANKY HOE. HE LOVES BALD HEADS AND CHILDREN. HE LICKS BALD HEADS ALL THE TIME. HES OBSESSED WITH TDS. HE SMELLS SO BAD I CAN SMELL HIM FROM ALASKA.HES A ROUGIE AND HES UGLY AS FUCK. HES SOOOO UGLYYYYYYYYYY. BUT HES MY KITTEN WITTEN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY IM IN LOVE WITH BUT BRO HES SO ANNOYING
''omfg derek is annoying'' ''ong bro''
by Toast;) January 01, 2023
Derek is that guy who always has his head up his ass. He’s the one who constantly likes to joke around but his jokes are usually dumb and add nothing to the conversation. Derek is that guy who pretends to hate the lgbt community even though he is secretly part of the lgbt community himself.
by Doggopoggo November 18, 2018
" Hey Jamaine Did you notice derek is a faggot" said Hunter.
"Ya I seen him walking out of a gay strip club."
"Ya I seen him walking out of a gay strip club."
by Pussy__Bacon October 08, 2018
A fucking pedophile, eats fries and nuggets only. Sends nudes to girls underage especially 15 year olds.
by qt π June 10, 2019
simple.....a crossed eyed bastard..usually fat and thinks his body is sexy even though its not...when u talk to him u cant always tell if he is looking at you
derek....
by desireegf February 08, 2011