Delaware

(adj) acts tough but when shit actually happens, is a total pussy, as evidenced by Delaware's reaction to the East Coast snowstorms of 2010 and 2011.

I thought she was gonna beat me up, but she's totally delaware in a fight.

by The Alexanders January 28, 2011

delaware

Dela-where?!?

where the hell is it?

by swat September 2, 2003

Delaware

Delaware is a fake U.S. state that was made up to ease minds of plebs.

What do you call people from Delaware?
Liars.

by Word Wizurd September 28, 2019

Delaware COVID-19 Test

Whenever medical professionals test you for COVID-19, but instead of using swab stick, they inject a penis up your nose for better results and faster recovery.

John: I’m having symptoms of corona virus
Ted: I’ll book a flight to Delaware

John: Why?
Ted: For the Delaware COVID-19 Test
John: Oh yeah I heard that shit different

by Richboiquanni January 9, 2021

delaware clam chowder

Andrew Wilson

Don't eat that Delaware clam chowder

by HorrorQueen81282 January 12, 2022

delaware clam bake

When a girl been passed to andrew Wilson and she's no longer baked goods she's rotten clam bake and no one wants her

She's Delaware clam bake now, no one's gonna touch that.

by HorrorQueen81282 January 24, 2022

Delaware

Think about how bad Maryland is, then imagine it doesn't even have crabs; not like the std, like the cake.

Normal Person 1: Oh my God, where are we? Maryland's really this bad?

Normal Person 2: Hold your breath, we're in Delaware, and although it's tiny, we have three toll booths left until we get to Pennsylvania.

Person from Delaware: Hey, eff you guys, we have tax-free shopping.

All normal people: I'd rather pay.

by M Sala December 8, 2007