The forbidden chapter in the star wars saga tells of the return of Darth Vader. However, he was planned to wear skin tight pink v-neck tees, snap backs, and shades during the night. This unleashes his midichlorians and makes him the strongest sith lord in all the universe. As magikarp is to gyrados, Darth Vader is to Darth Fuckboy.
rebel soldier- "Commander! Darth Vader's ship is approaching!"
commander- "…"
rebel soldier- "Commander?"
commander- "T-t-thats not Darth Vader, i-i-its… DARTH FUCKBOY!!"
commander- "…"
rebel soldier- "Commander?"
commander- "T-t-thats not Darth Vader, i-i-its… DARTH FUCKBOY!!"
by 2 HA September 26, 2015
When the force is used to restrain the target and then the light saber penetrates prior to going erect.
by Notorious T.I.T. May 12, 2021
by Darth Squipppy November 19, 2020
A depressed 66% inorganic space wizard that hates sand and the high ground.
He talks to his son about the powers of the dark side and how powerful it makes him but he ultimately failed to use it properly to revive his wife that is four years older than him.
He talks to his son about the powers of the dark side and how powerful it makes him but he ultimately failed to use it properly to revive his wife that is four years older than him.
Luke Skywalker - How did my father die?
Obi-Wan Kenobi - A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
Obi-Wan Kenobi - A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
by Plo_Koon March 07, 2020
by lighltysalted February 14, 2022
A person who has a extreme F1 and destiny addiction with a more than average amount of chromosomes and gets no bitches
Darth wick has no bitches
by Sakaaran6 September 08, 2022
A person known for their sexual deviancy, drug use, and/or general bad behavior that used to have a good reputation.
Elizabeth used to get straight A's and go to church every Sunday, but after she started dating Tony she became a Darth Wham.
by RDJesus July 30, 2010