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Muffin Dagger 

A word deprived from clutch Englishmen with creative ways of describing things in sentences you cant understand. This is a dagger, usually located between a mans legs, used to stab females in the muffin, hence a "Muffin Dagger". Sometimes resulting in a small blob on a weird screen showing up weeks later.
Dick N. Says "Hey chap, I totally got to sharpen my Muffin Dagger last night and got my stab on"

Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"
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Ice Dagger

A dagger forged from ice by a bad ass dude in a cloak, it can only be weilded by vampires or people who rock.
"Dude, I'm gonna fuck you up with my ice dagger if you don't shut up."
Ice Dagger by Joe Klein November 23, 2006

Pork Dagger 

penis, dick, cock, ye-ye, manly hood
get yo pork dagger outta yo hand before lafonda see what you be up to
Pork Dagger by Robert Solo February 23, 2011

Max Dagger 

He is the man with dagger hands. He will usually says "Dagger Hand" "Dagger Foot" "Dagger Rocket" or "Dagger Pistol" before killing you.
"Dagger Hand" he(aka Max Dagger) said before piercing the gentleman with his blade-like hand.
Max Dagger by DragonVegeta March 3, 2009

Swagger Dagger 

The article of clothing that makes the whole outfit full of swagger. It complements everything else, and without it, there would be little or no swagger at all. Some people have more than one Swagger Dagger.
Man, that dudes swagged out.

Yeah, but his snapback is his Swagger Dagger.

tranny dagger 

Unnaturally long artificial nails, usually painted a blinding neon color or sloppy French manicure, worn by transvestites or street walkers.
Yo, that hooker scratched me with her tranny daggers!

Her tranny daggers are so long she can scratch her toe without bending over!
tranny dagger by tdaggeryo September 3, 2011

ham dagger 

term for a man's unit. also known as a pork sword.
danny c stabbed some trick ass ho with his ham dagger.
ham dagger by d frank November 18, 2006