When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
by Franko0119 August 15, 2020
Get the Crippled Snailmug. by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020
Get the Cripple crunchmug. Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.
-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.
by Docta Doomsday November 21, 2021
Get the Crippling depressionmug. When two handicap downsyndrome people headbutt walls and create gargle sounds, this makes a wonderfull melody
forming a temporary band called tripple cripple.
forming a temporary band called tripple cripple.
Ay yo the fuck, look its tripple cripple smacking the floor with there phalanges, omg im so interested in life.
by TripleCripple August 7, 2020
Get the Tripple Cripplemug. A crippling bottom is a sexually passive and submissive individual that prefers to receive rather than give sexual stimulation. Crippling bottoms differ from regular bottoms in that they get annoyed an irritated when sexy people that look domineering, turn out to be a raging masochist. An example of this would be Julian Devorak from The Arcana: A Mystic Romance, the free mystery romance visual novella by Nix Hydra. Julian is a sexy 6’4 fugitive plague doctor with long leather gloves and a mysterious aura. Contradictory to his appearance and attitude, Julian never shuts up about how much he wants to get stepped on. Crippling Bottoms are irritated by such things.
“Why is Maggie so mad?”
“She found out Rico is a hardcore masochist.”
“Haha! She’s a Crippling Bottom!”
“She found out Rico is a hardcore masochist.”
“Haha! She’s a Crippling Bottom!”
by mannyheffleysweiner December 26, 2020
Get the Crippling Bottommug. When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.
Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.
by massterblaster December 16, 2013
Get the crippled bagpipemug. by Marc touzin June 14, 2023
Get the cripple runningmug.