Coronavirus

Idk I just wanted to make one

Coronavirus is deadly

by Humanpotato69 June 13, 2020

coronavirus chicken cheeseburger

ur #1 bestie buckaroo who u shall die forsies 💤 tesco clubcardio tesco hostage

"your my coronavirus chicken cheeseburger!"

"what's that supposed to mean"
" ur my bestie boo"

by jamatronuim March 5, 2025

Coronavirus

Even a staggering number of deaths such as a couple hundred thousand is still a small number of the world's population, as a couple million is a small number of the world's population. A lightning strike or a shark attack is a real danger, it's not a hoax, and it is potentially deadly, but for how long does each person that watched the movie Jaws or Twister (or saw footage of one of these incidents on the news) let the risk dictate their entire future life (whether they go outside or in the ocean again). A year and a half into the pandemic, you would think people would wake up. For how much longer do you take every order, follow every mandate, and fall into every line you are told to? When will people realize that the darkest hour comes when they allow it by dreaming or sleepwalking instead of waking up and fighting?

The coronavirus can kill you, so can lightning, wild animals, diseases, other people, car accidents, falls, and an endless list of things you can go through life letting fear dictate what you do and don't do. A life not lived seems worse than getting sick, life is worth losing. By living every day, you are endangering yourself and other people, when you drive to work, you are potentially endangering yourself and other people, you are part of the problem like everyone else is, and it's unavoidable.

by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021

Coronavirus

A worldwide virus that seems to make people need toilet paper and milk.

Karen: I NEED ALL THE TOILET PAPER
Everyone: ah, she must have coronavirus..

by u_are_hawt123 April 14, 2020

Coronavirus

Something almost out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there was never any normal behavior to deviate from, people's lives were always dysfunctional before the virus. It's the normal ones that always seem to want to get people more together to form a more functional, appropriate union that you have to watch.

The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep people from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They're going to be dysfunctional as long as they are human. They don't have to try and get more functional, appropriate, or together on anything.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

Coronavirus

A Virus That Came Out Of No Where And Now Killed Thousands Of People

Life :hey do you want a virus

Me : Please No

Life: Do i Care That You Said No Take it it's Named Coronavirus

by 1dk a name September 9, 2020

CoronaVirus

The reason you cant:

GET TOILET PAPER

WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING

NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES

INTERACT WITH ANYONE

FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT

EAT OUT

GRADUATE

see more...

IM LOSING MY MIND

Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
see results:
LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus

by y.e.s.s.i.r May 9, 2020