Person 1: Man I so wish I was a
girl.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: That kid who is a cooper. That guys
penis is HUGE!
Person 2: He could go out with you.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: He is
homosexual.
Person 1: Let me ask him out.
Cooper: Hey Tom (short for Tomgirl)
Person 1: Listen, I was wondering if you would want to go out with me?
Cooper: Sorry I don't go out with Tomgirls
I only go out with people I meet on the Banana Boat
Sorry.