Conads

Testicles; testicular fortitude, as in, "Grow a pair." A multilingual blend of "cojones" and "gonads."

"The voters wanted to see their candidates grow some conads and take a stand."

by The Odessa Kid September 13, 2011

Cobyalana

one word. not 2 names. a group of friends who all have issues with this world and they're going through it together. they don't let anything tear them apart. they get caught up in stupid stuff, but escape it together. this flame will never burn out. cobyalana is love in the form of the toughest friendship ever known to mankind.

Other people can list their friends, but Cobyalana can count on theirs.

by allmyfriends July 1, 2009

Conaco Christmas

What happens when you wait to the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and end up going to the nearest 24 hour gas station to buy gifts.

So it was a Conaco Christmas last year too?

by wseandobbins December 20, 2010

Conantroutman

Most awesome moderator in existence.

conan>archer

brony
pony
archer
xda

"But Conan, the ponies love you"

Conantroutman has his own thread. I'm so jealous!

Conan is a brony

by WordmasterXXX August 17, 2012

Conan O'Brien

8ft 7" Prepubescent Girl with a face whiter than the typical Republican voter and hair oranger than the cheesiest of cheese puffs. Known for hosting Late Night With Conan O'Brien, before moving on to The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, getting screwed by Jay Leno and NBC and then going to TBS with Conan from 2010 until 2021.

Hey, did you watch Conan O'Brien's last show on TBS?
Yeah it was sad :(
Hey, you gonna watch Jay Leno's new TBS show?

by TeamAbzy June 27, 2021

Conaphobia

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

Detective Conan

Detective Conan, the grandfather of One Piece, was created some time when your granddad was born. It follows the story of Jimmy/Shinichi Kudo, a Japanese Sherlock Holmes, and how he lived in fame with hella bitches n cash, just for him to be turned into a first grader by the yakuza/mafia/cartel.

Detective Conan was created to test and challenge how many times a 7 year old can hold someone at gun point, be held at gun point, or fall out of a car or building within 1000 episodes and like 30 movies and specials.

Nigga 1: Hey! I just finished one piece, I need another 1000 episode anime to dedicate my time and energy to!

Nigga 2: Nah, watch Detective Conan. The quality sucks ass but I can't stop watching

by LmaoGodtIer April 12, 2023