compersion

The act of living vicariously though one of your own girl/boyfriends because they chose to abandon you and spend quality-time with someone else. It is widely believed "compersion" is a self-preservation technique developed by individuals that self-identify as polyamorous.

Jack has developed a keen sense of compersion to maintain his sanity after his girlfriend Jill, went to shag her other boyfriend John.

by Karbowiak October 17, 2009

corporation

When a badger eats his own weight in one siting.

Dude, Danny, you won't believe how many corporations I saw when I went camping last weekend.

by Bobby K. December 18, 2007

Comforting lies

1. A control mechanism aimed at the preservation of status quo. In the most generic sense, comforting lies are aimed to prevent individuals from realizing full spontenaity, i.e., to exit from cognitive structures of illusion. These lies are typically diffused by thoses representatives of this world that are no longer able to transcend illusion and substantively serve as means for the reproduction of illusion.

2. Direction of change in education. Students increasingly learn to avoid painful truths or anything that is unpleasant. They do not want to hear ideas that are contrary to their beliefs.

There is a special day when individuals who enter a house to listen to the conversation become means for the diffusion of comforting lies.

by Burning one May 29, 2018

vnc corporations

vnc corporations SUCK. they think they're blingin "mofos" with bitches at they're feet..............yeah rite

V: hey dude, wheres all them bitches at?????
C: dude, u mean my ma??????

by Jesus Christ April 9, 2004

commotion

the result of four nerdy bastards failing to notice the cemi tralier screaming down the road packed with calateral cream and driven by the unlisceneced and retarded lutkins loving crazy eyes.

aight, wats all the bloddy commotion.

a manitee caused a commotion. deep beneath the ocean.

by bashsilent.tk January 22, 2004

Corporation

During the late 1970's, a duo or trio of Central New Jersey teenaged males would break off from the larger peer group to maximize personal gain and form what was called a "corporation". Usually the hastily formed corporations mission statement included the pursuit of hot chicks, smoking a limited supply of excellent weed, or attending a keg party without the rest of the peer group attending. These loose-knit organizations could last anywhere from one day to several weeks. Often after the corporation dissolved, the former members would be absorbed back into the peer group after some interrogative statements about where the party was or how ugly that chick was who you were sucking face with last night.

Hey, is that Joey in the passengers seat of Bob's Monte? Joey only has a little of that killer weed left. He must have formed a corporation with Bob so they can smoke whats left between themselves and leave us out here freezing on the street corner.

by Mr. Southwood February 25, 2009

Corporation Raccoon

A person who can get items at wholesale. He or she phones the corporation about wholesale and bought something nice.

Nice job, Corporation Raccoon! You got us energy drink for -70%.

by silverseal September 18, 2011