Matt, do you love sushi?
The American food?
Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.
The American food?
Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.
by Pzrple October 3, 2023

a British term for a Canadian or American of English/Scottish/Irish/Welsh descent who came to the future Canada/United States prior to the US War of Independence and never left back home when The United States was formed
when I told someone in an online chatroom the other day that i was a white Canadian male, i was shocked when they called me a traitorous colonial when I'm not even British but white East European.
by Sexydimma January 23, 2017

by DickFaceJohn April 28, 2004

An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.
He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony
by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025

A place where you can smell miami mint geek bar mixed with period blood at all times! and maybe learn sometimes but thats rare for this school. its filled with a bunch of lafayette hill preppy lululemon wearing girls, conshy and plymouth ppl who try to be ghetto, whites who say the n-word, weed smokers, and drug doers. unless you wanna go to a school where their is 5 fights in one day, do NOT recommend.
person 1: where do you go to school
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
by orange_love374 July 16, 2025

The definition of a gay orgy between 1607 and 1783
Did you hear William Ramsford, Sir Bradley, his esquire, and Mr. Edmund were quartered and hung for partaking in the colonial pipeline?
by Captain Slap Jack May 10, 2021

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.
by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024
