Coca Cola

Zero sugar, same great coke taste. Now with a hint of added vanilla

Friend: do you have Pepsi?
Me: you mean Coca Cola Zero sugar, same great coke taste, now with a hint of added vanilla?

by Nugdug January 30, 2020

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titty cola

Carbonated titty milk used commonly at birthday parties or other special events

Fuck that titty cola at Brett's 5th birthday party was good!

by TittyColaLover June 19, 2017

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A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 10, 2008

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Coka-cola

Coca-cola with a K in it.
But seriously though, here's the definition:
A drink that 1. I thought was root beer (lmao) 2. is better than pepsi and 3. was LEGITEMATELY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. NO I'M NOT JOKING THIS WAS ACTUALLY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THIS WAS FUCKING DICKING SHITTING MADE FROM SHITTING COCAINE

"we made 1980 Coka-cola"
(sound of a door being kicked down) "FBI OPEN UP"
(guy comes crashing down from roof)

by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021

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